- that one part where the whole movie
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
I was playing with my 4 year-old cousin and he said I look good out of nowhere.
Free! x Pokemon (Click the images for larger size).
Story of Haruka and Feebas
Haruka met Feebas when he was young. He finally evolved when Haru is Grade 12, but he was too big to stay at home. In the end, Haru decided to let him live in the sea. Milotic was very sad that he can’t stay with Haru and take a bath with him life before. So Haru stopped by sea everyday to see him.
Free! x Pokemon (Click the images for larger size). Rin + Fennekin & Sousuke + Piplup. It’s been a while to draw pokemons. I enjoy drawing them. (◕‿◕✿)
HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
come on and slam
THIS IS AN INTERESTING WAY TO PROMOTE A SUIT
i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now